Look out, Hugo; his umbrella doubles as a dart gun! And then it explodes!

"A senior representative of America's evangelical Christians [The Rev Ted Haggard, president of the National Association of Evangelicals] is to make an attempt to set up a meeting with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez."

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"Mr Haggard says he wants to meet Mr Chavez face to face and apologise for Mr Robertson's remarks."

US evangelical seeks Chavez talks

I call bullshit.

Run Hugo! He's got a gun! And it explodes!

Apology over kill Chavez TV call