Who is in charge of Michael Jackson?

'Okay MJ, step one to rebuilding your career and fanbase (US fans shun Michael Jackson CD), we've got to dissasociate you with child molestors, child molesting, children in general, really. We need a whole new start, an image your average American instantly trusts.'

Smiling Michael Jackson eases back into the public eye

"The first official pictures of pop star Michael Jackson since he was cleared of child abuse have been released, showing him in the Gulf city of Dubai." (BBC News.com; Michael Jackson surfaces in Dubai)


'I say we photograph you with some wealthy Arabs.'

All I'm saying is, his PR team could be hotter. Who's in charge of Michael Jackson?

'Yeah, I guess it's cool if Macaulay Culkin spends the night in your bedroom, as long as you guys are just hanging out.'

I mean, seriously.


'Just Hanging Out.'